tom-marvolo-dildo:

hey guys as it’s starting to get warmer out i'd like to remind everyone to stay hydrated and drink lots of water!

meladoodle:

sorry son, it’s not MY fault you were born on opposite day.. now where are my presents

(Source: meladoodle)

nichvlas:

I wanna be attractive enough to get cute messages.

(Source: nichvlas)

what-a-nice-blog:

CAN I JUST SAY TO ANYONE SUFFERING WITH MENTAL ILLNESS YOU ARE ONE BADASS MOTHER FRICKER BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE TERRIFYING THAN BATTLING WITH YOUR OWN MIND EVERY SINGLE DAY

mymodernmet:

Lifestyle photographer Grace Chon recently turned the camera on her 10-month-old baby Jasper and their 7-year-old rescue dog Zoey, putting them side-by-side in the some of the most adorable portraits ever.

Simone Decker, Chewing in Venice; 1999

(Source: leslieseuffert)

suspend:

LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

*stabs you with knife* you see it’s a metaphor it can only kill you if- oh shit never mind that’s a lot of blood

Today is a shit day

Today is a shit day

awwww-cute:

Baby otter drinking from a bottle

awwww-cute:

Baby otter drinking from a bottle

drarna:

i used to do tmi tuesdays in the summer but my followers got kinda mad because i never took them seriously

(Source: neptunain)

fursasaida:

begentlewithmewatson:

satdeshret:

warriorcreek:

The Warrior Pack purse line. There are 8 different ways you can wear the purse (handbag, purse, thigh holster, shoulder holster, messenger bag, backpack, fanny pack, and protected purse). Simply adjust the straps to change the look. The safest purse ever created and even more safe with a Glock 23 in the middle compartment! A high quality leather bag that is fun and gets noticed. See more at www.warrior-creek.com. and visit Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/WarriorCreek for giveaways and promotional offers. This bag is badass!

My need for this is also mighty

THEY FINALLY MADE IT COMMERCIALLY YES YES YES.

protip if you are wearing this i am thinking inappropriate thoughts about you

purehfied:

neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.

(Source: insanihty)

“When I say, ‘to be continued’, I mean to be continued.”
finn motherfucking nelson aka damn hell yeah you can continue on me anytime you want  (via its-immortalitymy—darlings)