angrychickpea:

i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

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aplacetolovedogs:

Trying so hard to stay awake

aplacetolovedogs:

Trying so hard to stay awake

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

sashathumpa:

"u missed di schoo bus eh?"
"yes fadda"
"find a wey ti schoo den"

sashathumpa:

"u missed di schoo bus eh?"

"yes fadda"

"find a wey ti schoo den"

queen-of-hell-crowleys-daughter:

glimmeringpersonality:

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

This is literally everyday people at the theatre

omg, detergent. haha

puppiespix:

I love pizza

check our brand new Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/puppiespix

puppiespix:

I love pizza

check our brand new Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/puppiespix

“The naked female body is treated so weirdly in society. It’s like people are constantly begging to see it, but once they do, someone’s a hoe.”

Lena Horne  

Everything you love is here

(via lovequotesrus)

(Source: africantea)

get to know me meme: [2/10] female characters » ginny weasley

"Yeah, size is no guarantee of power. Look at Ginny. You’ve never been on the receiving end of one of her Bat-Bogey Hexes, have you?"

(Source: mark-ruffalos)

rotition:

I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3

rotition:

I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3

(Source: underlaying.com)

(Source: cashten)

sharkie-19:

TJ from Recess.  I like this show a LOT.  When I was a kid, it was the only thing that could get me out of bed early on a Saturday morning.

sharkie-19:

TJ from Recess.  I like this show a LOT.  When I was a kid, it was the only thing that could get me out of bed early on a Saturday morning.

melstringer:

Grover does his best bunny rabbit impression!

rufflesnotdiets:

dearie-17:

I just think Nani is the greatest sister ever

This is some of the most realistic sibling dialogue in popular media

combeferret:

jobacks:

So, my point is, if you play basketball, you’re gonna end up on a cereal box. If you sing in musicals, you’re gonna end up in my mom’s refrigerator.

there was once a time we laughed at chad’s mom

now we are chad’s mom

(Source: sharoncrters)